Sep19

optomisticallyconfused:

They sound like fireworks, but they also don’t because they rumble like thunder

Okay I don’t think those were fireworks what the fuck that was too many too close together

Sep19

houseofalexzander:

Lustrous.

A man in the grocery store line today approached me and said, “Sir, when I first saw you I was extremely attracted to you, but then I noticed that you are a boy. How… I mean, why do you dress so provocatively?”

I responded, “Well, in today’s world the majority of the straight male race view women as objects, or something that belongs to them. I dress provocatively because it attracts the attention of men in a sexual and OBJECTIVE way. However, when realized that I am actually male, they often become confused, disgusted, upset or all of the above. By inflicting this minor emotional damaged upon the ego of a man raised by twisted societal gender norms, maybe, just maybe the individual will think twice before viewing another woman with an objective attitude and sense of belonging. No woman, belongs to ANYONE. Male or female, the equality of human beings needs to be a priority. It is something worth dressing up for.”

I AM NOT KIDDING. The woman behind me, the female cashier, the old lady bagging groceries and the woman in front of me who was talking on the phone STOPPED, …. and proceeded to gasp and clap. The man shook my hand, told me to have a blessed day and then said, “excuse me ladies, I need to visit my daughter.”

…. I was shaking by the time I walked out of the store.

- Elliott Alexzander

(via almaasi)

Sep19

They sound like fireworks, but they also don’t because they rumble like thunder

Sep19
pussy-pat:

christel-thoughts:

this is what i just picked up from the grocery store. it cost $32. Thirty. two. dollars. for 1 pineapple, 2 bags of grapes, a small container of raspberries, 1 soft drink and 2/$1 nuts…. 
do you know how much junk food i could have for $32? do you have any clue how much McDonald’s you can get for $32?
stop shaming fat people poorer than you or people poorer than you in general for not eating healthier. stop lying about how cheap it is or how it’s comparable to fast food. just stop.

!!!!!!!

pussy-pat:

christel-thoughts:

this is what i just picked up from the grocery store. it cost $32. Thirty. two. dollars. for 1 pineapple, 2 bags of grapes, a small container of raspberries, 1 soft drink and 2/$1 nuts…. 

do you know how much junk food i could have for $32? do you have any clue how much McDonald’s you can get for $32?

stop shaming fat people poorer than you or people poorer than you in general for not eating healthier. stop lying about how cheap it is or how it’s comparable to fast food. just stop.

!!!!!!!

(via drawsshits)

Sep19

damn-bands:

puphei:

The girl in the background made the blonde girl’s desktop background a picture of her holding a sign that said “Hi there. So um…Will you be my girlfriend?” while she was in the bathroom. This is the girl’s response. 

THIS IS THE CUTEST THING ASDFGHJKL

THIS IS SO CUTE BUT MY FAVOURITE IS THE GUY IN THE BACK WHO IS JUST AS SURPRISED AND HAPPY AS SHE IS I LOVE THIS

(Source: forgetaboutcait, via jamforjawn)

Sep19

shewpthewewp:

this is the video for reference

(Source: gultch, via microcomets)

Sep19

juniebjoneses:

addieofrp:

instagrarn:

oh my god press ‘shift’ and then ‘?’

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THIS IS AN OPTION GOODBYE EVERYONE

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(via faeryn)

Sep19

whatsupd0c:

-annoying:

the “i’m not afraid to verbally assault a middle schooler if they look at my kid the wrong way” haircut

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"Can I speak to the manager" haircut

(via drawsshits)

Sep19
Sep19

nanxaimer:

psyblurmist:

fenchurchdent:

ghostrightsactivist:

cakeandrevolution:

I want to see a reality tv show where straight dudes have to read the shitty messages they send to women to their mothers.

to catch a redditor

to catch a redditor

Alternatively, have tumblrinas read their offensive posts in front of their grandparents. See how well that goes.

reblogging again for that comment because this site can be just as bad at times.

(via happy-haptic-lacuna)